Kitchen Quotes

We are socialists, we are enemies of today's capitalistic economic system

2004-11-22T22:09:00.000-08:00

"We are socialists, we are enemies of today's capitalistic economic system for the exploitation of the economically weak, with its unfair salaries, with its unseemly evaluation of a human being according to wealth and property instead of responsibility and performance, and we are all determined to destroy this system under all conditions."
-Adolf Hitler (National Socialist German Workers' Party, or better known as the nazi party.)

I don't know half of you

2004-11-21T09:41:00.000-08:00

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
-Bilbo Baggins

Sinning wouldn't be so popular

2004-11-21T09:40:00.000-08:00

"Sinning wouldn't be so popular if it's wages were paid immediately."
-Unknown

When they put unknown at the end of a quote

2004-11-18T13:13:00.000-08:00

"When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't know how to spell anonymous."
-unknown

Being clever isn't the same as being wise

2004-11-12T15:00:00.000-08:00

"Being clever isn't the same as being wise. The dumbest people I've met in my life were all "smarter" than me."
-Unknown

It is a poverty to decide

2004-11-09T08:57:00.000-08:00

"It is a poverty to decide that a child must die so that you may live as you wish."
-Mother Teresa

Any country that accepts abortion

2004-11-09T08:56:00.000-08:00

"Any country that accepts abortion, is not teaching its people to love, but to use any violence to get what it wants."
-Mother Teresa

Abortion is the ultimate exploitation

2004-11-09T08:53:00.000-08:00

"Abortion is the ultimate exploitation of women."
-Alice Paul (author of the original Equal Rights Amendment)

Avoid popularity

2004-11-04T16:54:00.000-08:00

"Avoid popularity if you would have peace."
-Abraham Lincoln

Remember, people will judge

2004-10-30T10:25:00.000-07:00

"Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold -- but so does a hard-boiled egg."
-Unknown

If I quit now

2004-10-28T13:37:00.000-07:00

"If I quit now, they win."
-Fox Mulder

The trouble with our liberal friends

2004-10-26T13:38:00.000-07:00

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant: It's just that they know so much that isn't so."
-Ronald Reagan

For more than twenty years

2004-10-23T09:01:00.000-07:00

"For more than twenty years, on every one of the great issues of freedom and security, John Kerry has been more wrong, more weak and more wobbly than any other national figure."
-Zell Miller

Republicans believe every day is the 4th of July

2004-10-22T09:04:00.000-07:00

"Republicans believe every day is the 4th of July, but the Democrats believe every day is April 15."
-Ronald Reagan

In honor of my husbands birthday (hehe)

2004-10-21T14:01:00.000-07:00

In honor of my husbands birthday (hehe):

"There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman."
-Groundskeeper Willie

Gardens are not made

2004-10-19T14:20:00.000-07:00

"Gardens are not made, by singing "Oh, how beautiful," and sitting in the shade."
-Rudyard Kipling

If you pick up a starving dog

2004-10-19T13:08:00.000-07:00

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
-Mark Twain

If you believe the incredible

2004-10-18T19:47:00.000-07:00

"If you believe the incredible, you will end up doing the impossible!"
-Archbishop Fulton Sheen

If there's one thing this last week has taught me

2004-10-15T19:22:00.000-07:00

"If there's one thing this last week has taught me, it's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it."
-Clarence Worley "True Romance"

Love is not affectionate feeling

2004-10-15T19:18:00.000-07:00

"Love is not affectionate feeling, but a steady wish for the loved person's ultimate good as far as it can be obtained."
-C.S. Lewis

A litany of complaints

2004-10-14T07:46:00.000-07:00

"A litany of complaints is not a plan."
-President George W. Bush

A friend of mine was asked to a costume ball

2004-10-13T10:44:00.000-07:00

"A friend of mine was asked to a costume ball a short time ago. He slapped some egg on his face and went as a liberal economist." -Ronald Reagan

Star Wars

2004-10-12T08:15:00.000-07:00

In honor of the new Star Wars trailer being released... A few Star Wars quotes:

"I have a bad feeling about this . . ."
-Almost everyone haha

"So certain are you. Always with you it cannot be done."
-Yoda

"You must unlearn what you have learned."
-Yoda

"That's no moon! It's a space station."
-Obi Wan Kenobi

"Apology accepted Captain Needa."
-Darth Vader

"Luke Skywalker: I don't believe it!"
"Yoda: That is why you fail."

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck."
-Obi Wan Kenobi

"Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited."
-Princess Leia

"When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not."
-Yoda

"I'm terribly sorry about all this. After all, he's only a Wookiee."
-C3PO

"Your eyes can deceive you; don't trust them."
-Obi Wan Kenobi

"Someday you're gonna be wrong, and I just hope I'm there to see it."
-Princess Leia

"Who's the more foolish: the fool or the fool who follows him?"
-Obi Wan Kenobi

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
-Darth Vader

"Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her."
-Han Solo

"Would it help if I got out and pushed?"
-Princess Leia

"If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can ever imagine."
-Obi Wan Kenobi

"Try not! Do or do not, there is no try."
-Yoda

Courage is being scared to death

2004-10-11T06:37:00.000-07:00

"Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway."
-John Wayne

Don't be afraid of the dark

2004-10-10T18:08:00.000-07:00

"Dont be afraid of the Dark. Be afraid of what's in it."
-Unknown

Courage is the price

2004-10-08T07:12:00.000-07:00

"Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace."
-Amelia Earhart

The price of greatness

2004-10-08T07:11:00.000-07:00

"The price of greatness is responsibility."
-Winston Churchill

Reputation is

2004-10-05T22:06:00.000-07:00

"Reputation is what men and women think of us. Character is what God and the angels know of us."
-Unknown

You know well enough

2004-10-01T19:22:00.000-07:00

"You know well enough that Our Lord does not look so much at the
greatness of our actions, nor even at their difficulty, but at the love
with which we do them."
-St. Therese of Lisieux

I wish I could still fit into my

2004-10-01T14:06:00.000-07:00

"I wish I could still fit into my "I survived the Mount St. Helens Eruption because I was watching it on TV from 3000 miles away" T-shirt..."
-Chad Fairbanks

Some people say man is the most dangerous

2004-09-30T08:29:00.000-07:00

"Some people say man is the most dangerous animal on the planet. Obviously those people have never met an angry cat."
-Lillian Johnson

The great danger for family life

2004-09-29T10:22:00.000-07:00

"The great danger for family life, in the midst of any society whose idols are pleasure, comfort and independence, lies in the fact that people close their hearts and become selfish."
-Pope John Paul II

Science can purify religion

2004-09-29T10:21:00.000-07:00

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition. Religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes."
-Pope John Paul II

If you can't be a good example

2004-09-29T09:55:00.000-07:00

"If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning."
-Unknown

A general dissolution

2004-09-28T12:14:00.000-07:00

"A general dissolution of the principles and manners will more surely overthrow the liberties of America than the whole force of the common enemy.... While the people are virtuous they cannot be subdued; but once they lose their virtue, they will be ready to surrender their liberties to the first external or internal invader.... If virtue and knowledge are diffused among the people, they will never be enslaved. This will be their great security."
-Samuel Adams

If ye love wealth better than liberty

2004-09-28T12:11:00.000-07:00

"If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen."
-Samuel Adams

Commitment is doing what you said you would

2004-09-27T15:46:00.000-07:00

"Commitment is doing what you said you would do long after the mood in which you said it has passed."
-Saint Camillus de Lellis

Liberty means responsibility

2004-09-25T11:45:00.000-07:00

"Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it."
-George Bernard Shaw

Fake but accurate

2004-09-25T07:54:00.000-07:00

“"Fake but accurate” ... It’s like saying a body in a pine box is “dead but lifelike.”
-Lileks

You can get much further

2004-09-24T16:38:00.000-07:00

"You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone."
-Al Capone

When you have done something good

2004-09-22T13:24:00.000-07:00

"When you have done something good, remember the words "without Me you can do nothing.""
-John 15:5

A paranoid schizophrenic is

2004-09-22T10:09:00.000-07:00

"A paranoid schizophrenic is somebody who just found out what's going on."
-Wm S. Burroughs

X-files

2004-09-22T09:44:00.000-07:00

Mulder: "Will you let me drive?"
Scully: "I'm driving. Why do you always have to drive? Because you're the guy? Because you're the big Macho Man?"
Mulder: "No, I was just never sure your little feet could reach the pedals."
-X Files

Every person's life

2004-09-22T09:28:00.000-07:00

"Every person's life is a fairy tale written by God's fingers."
-Hans Christian Andersen

There are things that go bump in the night

2004-09-21T13:55:00.000-07:00

"There are things that go bump in the night, Agent Myers. Make no mistake about that. And we are the ones who bump back."
-Professor Bruttenholm (Hellboy)

History is not

2004-09-21T09:09:00.000-07:00

"History is not just cruel. It is witty."
-Charles Krauthammer

One of the penalties

2004-09-19T09:00:00.000-07:00

"One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors."
-Plato

If dogs talked

2004-09-19T08:58:00.000-07:00

"If dogs talked, one of them would be president by now. Everybody likes dogs."
-Dean Koontz

The man who views the world the same

2004-09-19T08:57:00.000-07:00

"The man who views the world the same at 50 as he did at 30 has wasted 20 years of his life."
-Muhammed Ali

In any moment of decision

2004-09-19T08:52:00.000-07:00

"In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing is the wrong thing, and the worst thing you can do is nothing."
-Theodore Roosevelt

The metric system

2004-09-19T08:50:00.000-07:00

"The metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet."
-Dave Barry

There have been men before now

2004-09-19T08:19:00.000-07:00

"There have been men before now who got so interested in proving the existence of God that they came to care nothing for God Himself... There have been some who were so occupied in spreading Christianity they never gave a thought to Christ... Did ye never know a lover of books that with all his first editions and signed copies had lost the power to read them? Or an organizer of charities that had lost all love for the poor?"
-C.S Lewis

Courage is

2004-09-17T13:54:00.000-07:00

"Courage is fear holding on a minute longer."
-George S. Patton

Wit has truth in it

2004-09-17T12:58:00.000-07:00

"Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words."
-Dorothy Parker

Little by little

2004-09-17T12:49:00.000-07:00

"Little by little, one travels far."
-J. R. R. Tolkien

Basement

2004-09-16T13:15:00.000-07:00

"If you think there might be a monster in your basement, do NOT go down there alone in the dark and say, "Who's there?""
-William Shatner

To err is human

2004-09-16T12:33:00.000-07:00

"To err is human but to really foul up requires a computer."
-Dan Rather

Everyone's entitled

2004-09-16T12:31:00.000-07:00

"Everyone's entitled to their own opinion, but they're not entitled to their own facts"
-Donald Rumsfeld

Old age

2004-09-16T12:30:00.000-07:00

"Old age ain't no place for sissies."
-Bette Davis

Things are going to get a lot

2004-09-16T12:29:00.001-07:00

"Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse."
-Lily Tomlin

Inside every older person

2004-09-16T12:29:00.000-07:00

"Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened."
-Cora Harvey Armstrong